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Humor




Singing Sheep 

 

Nowhere in the Mabinoggion does it say that the Welsh may not laugh at themselves. With this in mind we present the following humorous morsels for your delight and delectation ( or derision and scorn ). Wehope that no one finds any of the following material offensive. It was never intended to be!  Crass, peurile and fatuous yes, but offensive, no!

 Zombi Cathod Mawr

Wales has been plagued by an infestation of "white mountain rats" or "woolly maggots" for many centuries. The recent sightings of giant cats on the hillsides ( 'Zombi Cathod Mawr' in the vernacular ) are believed to be a gift to the people of Wales from the mighty Merlin who has, of course, been sleeping in a cave for 500 years (approx) awaiting the call to come to the aid of his countrymen.... more.

Welsh Achievement

This hilarious if somewhat jaundiced "showcase of Welsh achievement" was penned by the former landlord of the Plough and Harrow pub in the Vale of Glamorgan. The pub website is no longer online and since it is too good to miss we proudly reproduce it here.The author's life and achievements are celebrated in this article. ....,more.
 

Our Tribute To Our Irish Cousins


We apologize for the fact that this page includes the tackiest flash ever devised. However, the sentiments are genuine.

Q. What have the Irish ever done for us?
A. Well they've provided us with sixteen U.S. Presidents of Irish descent.
Q. O.K. apart from the presidents what have the Irish ever done for us?
A. Numerous writers, playwrites including F Scott Fitzgerald, Eugene O'Neill, Raymond Chandler, Flannery O,Connor etc.
Q. O.K. apart from the presidents and the writers what have the Irish ever done for us?....more. 




Blod`s Whelks. Stewed Whelks in Laverbread. Stewed Whelks in Laverbread is a Welsh delicacy that has been passed down through the centuries by generations of old women in stovepipe hats. Should you wish to prepare this exquisite delicacy in the traditional manner, here is a list of the ingredients and essential equipment....more.




A new craze is sweeping the Northwest.   Since the medical profession took to the skies, people are flocking from all  over to go "Doctor Watching" in Portland. So popular is the new hobby, that a volume in the National Audubon Field Guide  series entitled, "Doctors of the NorthWest" is rumored to be in preparation. Americymru approached doctor-watching enthusiasts in the field to quiz them about their hobby. Dexter Poindexter (36) of Umatilla County,  Oregon said:  "Today I've seen two pediatricians and a gynaecologist.... i'ts awesome!". ...more.

Welsh Weekly Examiner

Grave of Madoc discovered! Reprint from the Welsh Weekly Examiner....more.

Arthur`s Birthday Bash

Extensive research by our dedicated staff of historical sleuths has brought to light a collection of long lost medieval  photographs, one of which was clearly taken on the occasion of King Arthur's 21st birthday. The back of the photo bears the signature of the, soon to be, Celtic monarch with the added comment:-  "My birthday bash, April 1st  520".  The picture itself features an obviously intoxicated Arthur attempting to cut his birthday cake with a broadsword.  The table on which the cake stands appears to be circular in  shape...more.


Other Welsh Humor Sites

Paul Whitehouse on YouTube


Wales finest comedian. Hilarious clips from his TV Series - "The Fast Show". Paul was born in the Rhondda.


No Good Boyo

A masterpiece of celtic eclecticism, political and cultural comment.

The Welsh Space Agency
 
Keep up with the latest news on the W.S.A's mission to colonise Uranus.

WelshJokes.com

The web's leading source of Welsh jokes, stories, one liners, humour and general all around fun Welsh 

entertainment site!


NEW STUFF

By John Shaffer: A review.

 Wales very own Jon Langford !
Live review.

 5  Top Reasons to reject
the Severn Barrage

 A review of Gruff Rhys and Lisa
Jen at the Doug Fir 9/30/07

Does Wales Need a .CYM?
The campaign for a Welsh TLD.

Disney Does St. Davids Day
Disneyland Paris will stage a Welsh St. Davids Festival next year between  Feb 29th and March 2nd.

 An appreciation of the Google 'My Library' feature.

OTHER STUFF

SITES WE LIKE


Listed on Links Page and here:-


A fascinating introduction to a
beautiful and little known part of Wales.
An excellent site hosted in Vancouver  B.C.

 One of the best Welsh American and  ex-pat sites on the web

 A mixture of celtic eclecticism
and humor. Highly recommended.

An excellent site featuring a DVD movie recording of a tour around Wales in 2006.

Merilang
Excellent Welsh tuition site. French Russian and Spanish too!

FUN STUFF

From the World Wide Web

Cats That Look Like Hitler

Bread Is Dangerous

Welsh Toast Arranging

Suicide Jumper

Bottle Blade Mozart