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Doctors In The Sky
OHSU
Tram Provides Unprecedented Outdoor Recreation Opportunities
A new craze is sweeping
the Northwest. Since the medical profession
took to the skies, people are flocking from all over to go "Doctor
Watching" in Portland. So popular is the new hobby, that a volume in
the
National Audubon Field Guide series entitled, "Doctors of the
NorthWest"
is rumored to be in preparation.
Americymru approached
doctor-watching enthusiasts in the field to quiz them about their
hobby.
Dexter Poindexter (36) of Umatilla County, Oregon said:
"Today I've
seen two pediatricians and a gynaecologist.... i'ts awesome!".
As yet another tram car sped by, there was a flurry of excitement in the ranks of the assembled onlookers. "Oh my God," one was heard to exclaim, "I've just seen a dietitian, a psychiatrist and a Swedish fantasy proctologist all in the same car." Fantasy proctologists are nocturnal beasts and daytime sightings are extremely rare.
As yet another tram car sped by, there was a flurry of excitement in the ranks of the assembled onlookers. "Oh my God," one was heard to exclaim, "I've just seen a dietitian, a psychiatrist and a Swedish fantasy proctologist all in the same car." Fantasy proctologists are nocturnal beasts and daytime sightings are extremely rare.
Dexter
Poindexter explained his fascination with the new craze in between
scribbling notes of his latest sightings in his logbook:
"It's
awesome...being able to observe the different species in the wild. You
should be here for the annual migration. There are thousands of them
all swirling and squawking in the sky before they head off to Cancun.
Of course you have to watch out for the guano."
Mr. Poindexter, who is also an avid collector of flashlights and used beermats, founded the Oregon Doctor-Watchers Directory ( O.D.D.) last year and says that the organization is eager to recruit new members. Applicants should apply via email to this address. Email ODD
Mr. Poindexter, who is also an avid collector of flashlights and used beermats, founded the Oregon Doctor-Watchers Directory ( O.D.D.) last year and says that the organization is eager to recruit new members. Applicants should apply via email to this address. Email ODD
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Coming soon:-
DEXTER'S TOP TIPS FOR DOCTOR WATCHERS
How to identify a neurosurgeon by its plumage.
How to deal with rabid chiropractors.
Teach your pet oncologist to tap-dance.
AND MORE! Watch this space.
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